Goons & Goblins: Idle RPG 0.8.5

Position Available: Goblin Faction Leader

Are you fearless, trustworthy, and devoted? If so, this opportunity may not be for you. We are seeking a detestable, unethical, and atrocious leader—the epitome of a Goblin!

The Goblins of Goblin World have fallen victim to theft! Our demand is simple: we want our stolen treasure back and we crave vengeance—bountiful vengeance. The more ruthless, the better.

• Experience required: Proficiency in slime, malice, and noxious odors (Desirable).

Duties will include:

1. Overseeing the daily operations of the Goblin faction.
2. Arranging the recruitment of ruthless and sadistic Goons to execute our commands.
3. Procuring and enhancing Goons' armaments.
4. Safeguarding the recovered Goblin treasure.
5. Coordinating assaults on rival Goblin factions.
6. Exhibiting generally abhorrent behavior.

Benefits:

• Excessively generous bonuses unjust to your subordinates.
• Misappropriation of Goblin riches.
• Making any dissenters shed tears of despair.
• Every alternate weekend off.

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